fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
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i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
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Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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