i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
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i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
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I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
You are a genius and a whore.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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