well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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