I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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