Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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