It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
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I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
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Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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