Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I forgot how hot balto sounded
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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