All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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