"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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