Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
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You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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