I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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