waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
this boner is exhausting
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
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I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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