it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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