I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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