I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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