i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
We just shotgunned beers for America
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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