I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I want to be your penis for a week.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
How does it feel to date your dad?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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