I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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