I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
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I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
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That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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