I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
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You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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