The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
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She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
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I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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