I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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