Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
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Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
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Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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