Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
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there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
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