handjob tips. give me some.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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