just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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