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Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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