is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
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Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
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Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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