and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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