I accidentally had phone sex last night
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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