I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
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