Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Everyone says I win the strip club
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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