This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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