so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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