so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Michael Bay diarrhea
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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