I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
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He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
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I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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