I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
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best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
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Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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