The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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