There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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