It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
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He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
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Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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