ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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