i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
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Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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