he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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