I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
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He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
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We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
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