How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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