but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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