Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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