I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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