I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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