just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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