Your face is a jimmy john
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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