so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
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Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
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And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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