Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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