Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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