I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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