I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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