I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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