And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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